Um, this is my portfolio site.

I was going to build a sweet* site in Flash, but I realized the second
I uploaded the files to the server it would become obsolete, and everyone
would laugh**at me for having the equivalent of an online rollneck sweater.

Then I was like, I should totally do this in Wordpress because that's what
everyone is doing these days. Blogging, bro. So I was all gung-ho about the
Wordpress option, but then I realized I don't know Wordpress—so that was
suddenly out of the question.***

I thought about the sweet Flash site† again. But that is when I started thinking
about learning‡ Wordpress—for real this time. Then I started building the site
in purely vanilla HTML.§

And that's how I landed on hiring a professional to build the site for me.

ARE YOU SERIOUS PAL? SKIP THE INTRO PLEASE. WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE THIS LINK ABOVE THE FOLD? AND YOU CLAIM TO KNOW ABOUT INTERACTIVE WHILE
YOUR FIRST, AND ARGUABLY MOST IMPORTANT, CTA IS AT THE 750 PIXEL MARK? NOBODY WILL READ THIS LET ALONE CLICK HERE

*	I am to Flash what Bret Michaels is to Rock and Roll. Sure, we were both good in our primes, and we can still bring it if we must. But let's face it, we've both moved on.
**	Is there a more depraved and self-concious industry outside of Hollywood? Nope, we're fueled by Schadenfreude. More critics than creators.
***	Yeah, so every Tom, Dick and Harry claims Wordpress is easy. I am sure it is, but I needed this site up and I have been working 90 hour weeks. Not a good time to assemble an IKEA bookshelf.
†	The folks at Adobe have been busy with their updates. Quite a few changes since CS3. It's still called Flash, right?
‡	This is absurd. How can I insert the dowel into Slot C while tightening the #23 bolt 4 feet away from Slot C?
§	I wonder what they are going to do about this Y2K bug? Sweet, the Goo Goo Dolls song just downloaded. I love Napster.