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Worldwide Headquarters

We're conveniently located in the trendy, and historical, section of North Quincy, a quaint fishing village south of Boston.
Sure it's expensive, but I need to justify my high rates somehow. Need to cover the overhead. Part of doing business.

1)	I just bought this desk at IKEA. Only took me eleven hours to assemble. Also, I set the tabletop too high so I feel like I am typing on an airplane tray table.
2)	We cleared out the basem...headquarters...for the sole purpose of adding a splash of color. Instead we left it the inspiring "Institution" white. Goes with anything.
3)	This is the hat people make fun of me for wearing. I like it. Very Maoist. Plus, it helps my typography. Be the part. Look the part.
4)	This is another IKEA product which we now refer to as "the bookcase incident." Hey, if we got through this we can get through anything.
5)	The most comprehensive collection of Judy Blume this side of the Mississippi River. Cliffs Notes are conveniently tucked away out of sight.
6)	We found this rug on the street. I have no idea why we still have it. If you want it let me know. Only $40, but you must pick it up in person.
7)	That is a framed picture of me standing next to the World Series trophy with my index finger held in the air like a big dummy.
8)	If you put a gun to my temple I couldn't tell you what's in this file cabinet. Yet, I almost bought a $175 replacement at IKEA the other day. (See #1)
9)	That's my sweet mac. I carry this around to all the coffee shops to work on my screenplay. Thrilled that I didn't opt for the laptop.
10)	The Garden Level has stunning views which looks onto my driveway. You should see it in mid February when the grey snow covers my only portal to the outside world.

Thanks for coming by and checking out my crib. But now it's time for y'all to git up on outta here.

Go on. Git.